What's d most unusual thing ye found in work?

[newcastle phill]

Ill have them. .......

Theyll do for measuring air vent louvre sizes

 

[Nostrum]

You should have said, I'd have popped them in my lunch box and brought them home for you.

 

[Dotty]

Ill have them. .......

Theyll do for measuring air vent louvre sizes

Up to the moment you stick them in your gob because your pockets are full......

 

[Ermintrude]

More like AA 4th emergency service battery.
Wondering what a pair of jump leads were doing under her side of the bed !

To jumpstart the compressor that powered her jumping jack

 

[Whyme]

Fit a boiler in a young couples house they bought when the old chap had died. behind the cylinder was a felt bag with S+M gear in it (nipple clamps, pliers a whip etc) also letters too and from dominatrix women. His nick name in the letters was dog s**t. The young lad did no more than go down the local and tell his mates. Guess what his nick names been since.

 

[julesverne]

Went to a job no hot water. Thought it was an airlock tried for ages to shift it But seemed to be blocked any way went to look in the tank and pulled out a rather soggy copy of shaven ravers had fallen in blocked the outlet. Never said out i was too embarrassed looking the old dear in the face.