You gotta love last job on a friday

[PatchettPlumbing]

Combi boiler service for me, plus a fire installation is all I done today. Easy day tbh.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Only girls water their JD down with coke! "Straight in hard!!" Pfffttttttttt!

Neat!

Or on the rocks!

Put hairs on your chest!

Nah.

The correct way to drink JD is to keep a bottle of coke in the fridge, but with the top off, so it goes flat.

Then mix the JD exactly half and half with the flat coke (no ice). A pint glass is ideal.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Only girls water their JD down with coke! "Straight in hard!!" Pfffttttttttt!

Neat!

Or on the rocks!

Put hairs on your chest!

no rocks or any mixer

hard core

straight from the bottle in to my glass and then enjoy the flavour of the GOD send single malt from SCOTLAND

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Nah.

The correct way to drink JD is to keep a bottle of coke in the fridge, but with the top off, so it goes flat.

Then mix the JD exactly half and half with the flat coke (no ice). A pint glass is ideal.

omg and you are going to drink that

 

[SafeGasInstall]

I need to have a word with myself! I'm 24, it's Friday night and I'm sat at the PC talking to plumbers whilst eating rice cakes! Where did my life go wrong?

i think you are turning left to early mate

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

I need to have a word with myself! I'm 24, it's Friday night and I'm sat at the PC talking to plumbers whilst eating rice cakes! Where did my life go wrong?

did you get married?thats where my life took a massive u turn

 

[Dotty]

Nah.

The correct way to drink JD is to keep a bottle of coke in the fridge, but with the top off, so it goes flat.

Then mix the JD exactly half and half with the flat coke (no ice). A pint glass is ideal.

You clearly have issues Ray.

Tell Uncle Croppie all about them while I drink JD neat.

Like a true metalhead.

Now have early Jethro Tull playing.

SWMBO is giving me The Look.....

 

[Ray Stafford]

You clearly have issues Ray.

No issues here cropster. I discovered it by accident when the only coke in the house was an open can.

Try it!

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Thre must be lot more coke in your house pal

 

[tamz]

Well i had a shyt kind of a day but i really enjoyed it and it payed excellent.
Phone call last night for a choked toilet. Nothing much planned for today and it is a job i wouldn't usually do but why not. Called in this morning about 10 one look at it, its the main drain (bungalow and coming up the shower), lifted the manhole and it is full of shyt stew and collapsed.
Cleaned it out and rebuilt the manhole. A stress free day. Won a watch.

I'm still getting the odd whiff of shyte tho :lol:

 

[Dotty]

Well i had a shyt kind of a day but i really enjoyed it and it payed excellent.
Phone call last night for a choked toilet. Nothing much planned for today and it is a job i wouldn't usually do but why not. Called in this morning about 10 one look at it, its the main drain (bungalow and coming up the shower), lifted the manhole and it is full of shyt stew and collapsed.
Cleaned it out and rebuilt the manhole. A stress free day. Won a watch.

I'm still getting the odd whiff of shyte tho :lol:

Might I suggest the Laphroaig my dear sir? The fine peaty aroma should nullify the lingering smell of shyte.

 

[tamz]

Might I suggest the Laphroaig my dear sir? The fine peaty aroma should nullify the lingering smell of shyte.

It is being drowned out by the fine aroma and taste of a wee Caol Ila

 

[Dotty]

I'm sinning. Tom L put the idea of a Jack Daniels in my head.

Chilled out listening to Dire Straits now.

 

[tamz]

Have a wee nip of the real stuff as your last one to wash that imposter out your buds :lol:

Most boring concert i was ever at but love their tunes.

 

[on31ll]

I need to have a word with myself! I'm 24, it's Friday night and I'm sat at the PC talking to plumbers whilst eating rice cakes! Where did my life go wrong?

Theres plumbers on here ?

 

[kay-jay]

I'm sinning. Tom L put the idea of a Jack Daniels in my head.

I wouldn't drink that American pysh if it was free.

Way to sweet.....sickly sweet and mist definitely a woman's drink

 

[TomLane]

I'm sinning. Tom L put the idea of a Jack Daniels in my head.

Chilled out listening to Dire Straits now.

Don't blame me, you're big enough & ugly enough that you can choose your own drinks!!

I wouldn't drink that American pysh if it was free.

Way to sweet.....sickly sweet and mist definitely a woman's drink

I do apologise that I haven't got such discerning tastes as all you seasoned drinkers!

I bow down to your superiorness!

 

[Dotty]

Have a wee nip of the real stuff as your last one to wash that imposter out your buds :lol:

Most boring concert i was ever at but love their tunes.

I wouldn't drink that American pysh if it was free.

Way to sweet.....sickly sweet and mist definitely a woman's drink

I'll make up for it tonight. The Jura's looking tempting!

 

[jam1979]

drink jack d until u fall flat on ur face gd doos for a friday

 

[Gray0689]

Have a wee nip of the real stuff as your last one to wash that imposter out your buds :lol:

Most boring concert i was ever at but love their tunes.

Want the real stuff tamz ill get you a bottle of it
Finest Irish potcheen lol

 

[Dotty]

Want the real stuff tamz ill get you a bottle of it
Finest Irish potcheen lol

I've a bottle of clear and a bottle of clove in the fridge.... Both scare me....

 

[Gray0689]

I've a bottle of clear and a bottle of clove in the fridge.... Both scare me....

I've a bottle of plum and a grape in cupboard lol

 

[villa_tom]

Or you could all be real men and drink this like me

 

[Leo21]

Oh Tom, will you ever learn.

 

[Dotty]

Or you could all be real men and drink this like me

Doesn't the condensation make your lipstick run?