You gotta love last job on a friday

[Keefy]

You clearly have issues Ray.

Tell Uncle Croppie all about them while I drink JD neat.

Like a true metalhead.

Now have early Jethro Tull playing.

SWMBO is giving me The Look.....

You'll love this one then Croppie, Iron Maiden doing Jethro Tull's 'Cross Eyed Mary' - Iron maiden - Cross Eyed Mary (Studio) - YouTube

 

[tamz]

Well she might be kinda in my age bracket and i was never shy:lol:
Btw your perception of beauty changes as you get older as you'll find out!

 

[villa_tom]

Not much chance of yer hole in the back of that taxi them :smile:

To be honest I could tonight. I only get a lift home on Friday nights out. My mom has work on Saturday night (she works at asda by the way kay jay, she's not a hooker before you start)

 

[kay-jay]

To be honest I could tonight. I only get a lift home on Friday nights out. My mom has work on Saturday night (she works at asda by the way kay jay, she's not a hooker before you start)

Asda...yeah lol always on the night shift i bet...

 

[Dotty]

You'll love this one then Croppie, Iron Maiden doing Jethro Tull's 'Cross Eyed Mary' - Iron maiden - Cross Eyed Mary (Studio) - YouTube

I've got a cd of Iron Maiden rarities - b sides and what have you - I love that cover version!

 

[Dotty]

Obviously not met his mum then tamz...

I have a very real niggling feeling I may have...........

 

[Dannypipe]

I've had a night off the sauce tonight.

Got annihilated last night at a black tie do. I was sat next to my mate who’s also a plumber, and we got properly stuck in.

Luckily held it together while in the do, but I was all over the place on the walk from the car to the house, and felt like death this morning.
Hangovers are so much more hardcore these days. Got a three day stag do from next Friday so I better get some more practise in.

 

[Dotty]

I've had a night off the sauce tonight.

Got annihilated last night at a black tie do. I was sat next to my mate who’s also a plumber, and we got properly stuck in.

Luckily held it together while in the do, but I was all over the place on the walk from the car to the house, and felt like death this morning.
Hangovers are so much more hardcore these days. Got a three day stag do from next Friday so I better get some more practise in.

Pace yourself Danny, and once you get drunk, stay drunk for the duration of the weekend!

 

[Leo21]

Pace yourself Danny, and once you get drunk, stay drunk for the duration of the weekend!

Yes sensay, wax on wax off.

 

[tamz]

A wee steadier for breakfast :lol:
Never been in a position where i've had to do that one for years. I have a photo somewhere of 16 of us sitting on the steps of a hotel in............somewhere in spain? with a carpet in the room??? waiting on the bus to the airport after a 4 day golf trip. I'll see if i can find it.
I think that was the worst state i was ever in. The only reason i got on the correct plane home was because we followed someone speaking with a Scottish accent!

 

[Dotty]

Dig out that photo Tam, we all want to see if you're as grizzled as we think.

If you have Mrs Tam in it all the betterer!

 

[tamz]

That was a while before i met Mrs Tam. It was around the time of the pink shirts!
I was so drunk i even fell asleep humping on the beach. Not that i cared, it was the first sleep i'd had in 3 days :lol:

 

[PlumbersMate]

Tamz and Croppie I'm in need of some guidance. Got a 10 Day Stag do in Thailand from 23rd June and I really don't know how I'm going to survive. All advice greatly received

 

[Leo21]

Tamz and Croppie I'm in need of some guidance. Got a 10 Day Stag do in Thailand from 23rd June and I really don't know how I'm going to survive. All advice greatly received

If was nice knowing you!

 

[tamz]

Tamz and Croppie I'm in need of some guidance. Got a 10 Day Stag do in Thailand from 23rd June and I really don't know how I'm going to survive. All advice greatly received

Lucky ******* :lol:

 

[Barry98]

If anyone drops out give me a shout

 

[Rickster123]

Tamz and Croppie I'm in need of some guidance. Got a 10 Day Stag do in Thailand from 23rd June and I really don't know how I'm going to survive. All advice greatly received

My advice is if the bulges are in the top it's a goer, if she stands to pee run like the wind!

 

[zeebeedee]

First and foremost check for an adams apple!!!!

 

[Rickster123]

First and foremost check for an adams apple!!!!

I went out with a big bird with an Adam's apple once and ..... Hang on a second!!:ack2:

 

[Barry98]

I went out with a big bird with an Adam's apple once and ..... Hang on a second!!:ack2:

Why would you admit that.

just do a Dundee

 

[Rickster123]

Great film!!

 

[Rickster123]

And I was only joking, she was very gentle..

 

[Dannypipe]

My last job this Friday (tomorrow) is also my first and only job. Going to look at a local job, where a rival firm started and then folded leaving the job half done. Then I'm off home to price it up quickly and by 1.30pm I will be in the pub with a bunch of mates, as we're all off to Bristol on a stag do for a couple of days.

I then only have 1 days work the next week as I have a wedding (different bride & groom) up North.

 

[Dotty]

I'm starting to think I seriously put it about more as a young lad than I thought I had. I jumped the bones of a young lady in Bristol when I was in my teens. I remember little about her except her fantastic ****! Her bristols did the city proud!

 

[zeebeedee]

I'm starting to think I seriously put it about more as a young lad than I thought I had. I jumped the bones of a young lady in Bristol when I was in my teens. I remember little about her except her fantastic ****! Her bristols did the city proud!

But did you check for an Adam's apple?