You gotta love last job on a friday

[villa_tom]

Doesn't the condensation make your lipstick run?

No, I drink it from a glass with a straw ;-)

 

[tamz]

Want the real stuff tamz ill get you a bottle of it
Finest Irish potcheen lol

Tried it before Alex from an old guy i worked with years ago. It near kilt me :lol:

 

[R1CKY]

I trapped my little finger in a loft ladder today, its now the size of my thumb and stinging like buggery! Changed a pump, boiler breakdown and a service today. Actually quite enjoyed it, makes a change from installing all the time!

 

[Gray0689]

Tried it before Alex from an old guy i worked with years ago. It near kilt me :lol:

Well if you want to try it again tamz give me a shout ill send you a bottle of flavoured stuff not as bad as the clear to drink but still as strong lol

 

[TomLane]

Or you could all be real men and drink this like me

I'm ashamed you have the same name as me.........

 

[villa_tom]

I'm ashamed you have the same name as me.........

I've always been ashamed to have the same name as you

 

[TomLane]

I've always been ashamed to have the same name as you

That's what I like about you......






Feck all

 

[villa_tom]

That's what I like about you......






Feck all

.......

 

[villa_tom]

That's what I like about you......






Feck all

.......

 

[Dotty]

Isn't it about time you went to the naughty step again?

 

[Leo21]

You need to get out more, aren't you due a night out? Always enjoy your Smirnoff ice fuelled posts.

 

[Dotty]

You need to get out more, aren't you due a night out? Always enjoy your Smirnoff ice fuelled posts.

Usually about after the second one. we reckon you lose consciousness after three........

 

[TomLane]

Isn't it about time you went to the naughty step again?

yeah, do one you naughty little boy

 

[TomLane]

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[villa_tom]

You need to get out more, aren't you due a night out? Always enjoy your Smirnoff ice fuelled posts.

Im off out in a bit, going up the jewellery quarter. Ill have more than a few and ill post here later if I'm capable

 

[villa_tom]

Usually about after the second one. we reckon you lose consciousness after three........

Four actually! So there

 

[villa_tom]

yeah, do one you naughty little boy

Theres only room enough for one Tom in here, and you're a nob, so I win

​GET OUT!!!

 

[TomLane]

Theres only room enough for one Tom in here, and you're a nob, so I win

​GET OUT!!!

 

[Dotty]

Theres only room enough for one Tom in here, and you're a nob, so I win

​GET OUT!!!

Didn't you say you were going out?

Got a clean hankie?
Got money for your bus fare home?
Have you told mummy what time you'll be home?

No speaking to any disease ridden girlies.......

 

[Leo21]

Didn't you say you were going out?

Got a clean hankie?
Got money for your bus fare home?
Have you told mummy what time you'll be home?

No speaking to any disease ridden girlies.......

Or actual gay blokes.

 

[tamz]

I'm a Tom too and as it's age over beauty (that one would be arguable) yer drinking whisky or nothing and if ye don't like it ye better learn to:lol:

 

[villa_tom]

I'm a Tom too and as it's age over beauty (that one would be arguable) yer drinking whisky or nothing and if ye don't like it ye better learn to:lol:

Youre ok, we have room for a decent Tom like yourself its that other inbred we need rid of

 

[villa_tom]

Didn't you say you were going out?

Got a clean hankie?
Got money for your bus fare home?
Have you told mummy what time you'll be home?

No speaking to any disease ridden girlies.......

im going out in a bit, I'm ready just waiting for a taxi and ill be gone.

Mummy doesn't need to know what time ill be back at, she picks me up

 

[tamz]

Mummy doesn't need to know what time ill be back at, she picks me up

Not much chance of yer hole in the back of that taxi them :smile:

 

[kay-jay]

Not much chance of yer hole in the back of that taxi them :smile:

Obviously not met his mum then tamz...