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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Auntie Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.
"Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Auntie Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Auntie Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Auntie Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Auntie Jane....
." At this point Mummy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for tea time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight"
At the dinner table, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Auntie Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Auntie Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Auntie Jane helped Daddy take his trousers off, then Auntie Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away at sea in the Navy.."
Mummy fainted...
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
"Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Auntie Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Auntie Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Auntie Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Auntie Jane....
." At this point Mummy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for tea time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight"
At the dinner table, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Auntie Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Auntie Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Auntie Jane helped Daddy take his trousers off, then Auntie Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away at sea in the Navy.."
Mummy fainted...
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.