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mountainman
Two Ton Ted from Teddington I reckon
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mountainman
Not that one, TTT drove the bakers van.
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Nicked of facebook , just love this
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Billy Bob Bob
My wife Andrea found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.
He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week!
He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week!
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Masood
Stolen from Kev on facebook...
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Is that Kev in the picture...lol regards Turnpin:biggrin:
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Billy Bob Bob
who stole it from me first LOL the git
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Can anyone make that into a thumbnail picture, don't know why it's gone like that
It's ok sorted now
Can anyone make that into a thumbnail picture, don't know why it's gone like that
It's ok sorted now
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The legend lol 
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Masood
Sunday Sport headlines...
17 Sunday Sport headlines so ridiculous that you?ll chortle quite a bit actually | The Poke
Some absolute corkers!
17 Sunday Sport headlines so ridiculous that you?ll chortle quite a bit actually | The Poke
Some absolute corkers!
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I laughed out loud at a couple of them.
' I know the difference between a cock and a sausage, and that was a cock... And it was on bonk! '
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