a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[townfanjon]

Says page cannot be found

Bugger its a cracker

 

[townfanjon]

try again lol

 

[stani]

Excellent

 

[Masood]

 

[AlexGas]

[video=youtube;qNxXego2D8A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNxXego2D8A[/video]

 

[JCplumb]

Why do I find this story so funny?
Seagull turns orange after falling into curry - BBC News

 

[Masood]

Why do I find this story so funny?
Seagull turns orange after falling into curry - BBC News

There are some places where they'd have just cooked the seagull...

 

[Howsie]

The Polish fans are now on the rampage in Nice. Following the English / Russian skirmishes in Marseille, 100 cars have been valeted and waxed, 50 boilers repaired and 5 walls built with awful pointing...

 

[Best]

[video=youtube;qNxXego2D8A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNxXego2D8A[/video]

That reminded me of the Postman Pat some Irish blokes reworked the audio to Postman Patrick video clips. Not for kids though, -
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=__FpOhlzV7I

 

[Howsie]

One of the funniest things I've seen in a while, especially if you've got Irish family.

 

[Howsie]

 

[Howsie]

 

[Howsie]

This will take some plunging!

 

[Howsie]

At least in Falkirk there is a door that looks like Hitler!

 

[stani]

Bloody spellchecker!!

 

[ShaunCorbs]

croppies been let out again and hes brought his friends

 

[kay-jay]

croppies been let out again and hes brought his friends

Now thats a freemasons jolly if ever i saw one!

 

[stani]

croppies been let out again and hes brought his friends

I'm off to norn Ireland on Sunday, I hope they've gone by then.

 

[stani]

Posted twice

 

[Masood]

Baton Twirl Like No One is Watching

 

[Whyme]

He looks good in a silver cat suit bless him

 

[turnpin]

Man looses his testicles in a freak accident and the only thing available of the same size are some pickled onions so the surgeon patches him up and sends him an appointment for a check up three months later....how you getting along he asks...any side affects/problem's?.....the man replies only one problem I can't help but get a hard on when I pass a cheese sandwich.....lol regards Turnpin:rofl:

 

[Masood]

Dance like no-one's watching...

https://youtu.be/s2HdEYLlHCI

 

[Dotty]

This will make you think twice the next time you believe it right that in some areas of the world it's easy to purchase a gun.

What follows is an actual photo of people being shot at close range.

Seeing people actually pulling the trigger on another human may not be your cup of tea.

Violence is a brutal event.

Most of us tend to sit back in our living rooms, view the barrage of information that comes across from the media and we become desensitised to the real gravity and danger of the world in which we live.

Please bear in mind that the victim has no means of protection.



















Brutal, isn't it.

 

[Masood]

This will make you think twice the next time you believe it right that in some areas of the world it's easy to purchase a gun.

What follows is an actual photo of people being shot at close range.

Seeing people actually pulling the trigger on another human may not be your cup of tea.

Violence is a brutal event.

Most of us tend to sit back in our living rooms, view the barrage of information that comes across from the media and we become desensitised to the real gravity and danger of the world in which we live.

Please bear in mind that the victim has no means of protection.
















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Brutal, isn't it.

Those poor, dear girls. We should go over there immediately to be their personal bodyguards. I volunteer to body search them all for hidden weapons....