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Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?
this is great. should be a sticky!
this is great. should be a sticky!
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Dotty
Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?
Bite the hand that feeds you! lol.
SWMBO came in and laughed because I wrote a script for the first one. Well..... I didn't know how it worked! lol!
Bite the hand that feeds you! lol.
SWMBO came in and laughed because I wrote a script for the first one. Well..... I didn't know how it worked! lol!
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Guest123
Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?
The Big Debate, closing the border....
[DLMURL="http://goanimate.com/videos/00QFya5E5Rec/1"]Closing the Border debate - system3plumbing[/DLMURL]
The Big Debate, closing the border....
[DLMURL="http://goanimate.com/videos/00QFya5E5Rec/1"]Closing the Border debate - system3plumbing[/DLMURL]
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Billy Bob Bob
re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour
A man arrives home one evening and found his wife in bed with another man. The husband grabbed the offending man by his nob and dragged him to the garage. After putting his dick into a vice and removing the bar so it couldn't be loosened he walked over to the shelf and took down a saw. The naked man said,
"My god, you're not going to cut it off are you?"
The husband replied,
"Oh no sir, the saw is for you. I'm going to set fire to the garage and leave. What you do next is your decision."
A man arrives home one evening and found his wife in bed with another man. The husband grabbed the offending man by his nob and dragged him to the garage. After putting his dick into a vice and removing the bar so it couldn't be loosened he walked over to the shelf and took down a saw. The naked man said,
"My god, you're not going to cut it off are you?"
The husband replied,
"Oh no sir, the saw is for you. I'm going to set fire to the garage and leave. What you do next is your decision."
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Billy Bob Bob
re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour
How do you confuse an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
How do you confuse an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
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Billy Bob Bob
re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour
A father and his son go into the chemists when they happen upon the condom display. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms, to which the father replies,
"Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in secondary school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night." The son then asks his father,
"What's the 6-pack for?" The father replies,
"Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning." Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for. The father replies,
"Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March..."
A father and his son go into the chemists when they happen upon the condom display. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms, to which the father replies,
"Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in secondary school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night." The son then asks his father,
"What's the 6-pack for?" The father replies,
"Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning." Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for. The father replies,
"Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March..."
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Billy Bob Bob
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[DLMURL="http://goanimate.com/videos/0LrPhqpQuxCA/1"]commersial croppie ,zeb,sys3 and some diy muppet - gas-man[/DLMURL]
[DLMURL="http://goanimate.com/videos/0LrPhqpQuxCA/1"]commersial croppie ,zeb,sys3 and some diy muppet - gas-man[/DLMURL]
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Dotty
Lol lol
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Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?
Very very good guy's, I am sitting here with tears running down my face (I could not play vid's yesterday, just got it fixed) I have not laughed so much for a long time.
Well done to all who made them, mind you you are all cruel & sick, poor old Frank!!
Very very good guy's, I am sitting here with tears running down my face (I could not play vid's yesterday, just got it fixed) I have not laughed so much for a long time.
Well done to all who made them, mind you you are all cruel & sick, poor old Frank!!
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PlumbBobBob
Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?
you all have too much time on your hands lol havent laughed so much in ages
you all have too much time on your hands lol havent laughed so much in ages
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Barry98
re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour
Now the words toe and camel spring to mind
Now the words toe and camel spring to mind
re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour
This is real funny if your a child like me
Farting In The Hood Prank With Jack Vale - YouTube
This is real funny if your a child like me
Farting In The Hood Prank With Jack Vale - YouTube
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Doodlebug
re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour
Brilliant! Love it!
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re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour
Very very funny that.
Very very funny that.
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REDSAW
Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?
[DLMURL="http://goanimate.com/videos/0wuWVuvc5Pm8/1"]hadrians wall - redsaw[/DLMURL]
nah nah nah nahnah
[DLMURL="http://goanimate.com/videos/0wuWVuvc5Pm8/1"]hadrians wall - redsaw[/DLMURL]
nah nah nah nahnah
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