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Interesting Human Body Facts




- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.


- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball (a bit bigger than a cricket ball).


- It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.


- The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.


- The average man's ***** is three times the length of his thumb.


- A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.


- If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.


- Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.


- There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.


- Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.


- Women blink twice as much as men.


- The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain.


- When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate...they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!


- Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.


- Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.


- If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.


- The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.


*** You looked at your thumb... Didn't you?
 
re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a ***** extension.


She said she just couldn't take it any longer.
 
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saville.jpg......
 
re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

Some men think that using a moisturiser after you've had a shave is a bit gay.


I don't, I just think it makes my legs lovely and soft.
 
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Having read 50 shades of grey a welsh guy persuades his girlfriend to try anal sex for the first time.

He says ' if it hurts too much and u want me to stop, just yell the safety word twice'

she says 'ok what's the safety word?'

he says 'llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobywllllantysil iogogogoch!'
 
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Up for some light hearted friday fun ?

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Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?

Bah I was hoping for some fun .
 
Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?

Is it worth me turning computer on ?
 
Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?

Only if you want to.....but I can see it getting very messy
 
Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?

How obscene can we go? I have some good ideas but don't want to offend?
 
Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?

Just warn people if they are easily offended dont click....
 
Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?

i better not tonight am teetering on the edge of kicking some serious bum and dont want reporting to dan again lol
 
Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?

had a wee play, cant do much with it unless you spend some cash...

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a half arsed attempt[video]http://goanimate.com/videos/0jvCWYS3yrlA[/video]
 
Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?

can see a theme coming on here
 
Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?

well, the bars set, I can see this evolving rapidly. lol
 
Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?

Ha Ha, Just saw Marks one..
 
Re: Up for some light hearted friday fun ?

Now tell me this aint gonna get well funny
 
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[DLMURL="http://goanimate.com/videos/0GR42J9eXYwo/1"]crop ness monster - gas-man[/DLMURL]
 
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best be careful here were going to get done for bullying the irish and the jocks
 
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