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Plum Bob 66
Humour of the equine variey
Don't know what all the fuss is about, I've had loads of burgers from Tesco and I'm in a stable condition.
Today I'll be raising the horseburger issue in parliament and demanding an urgent steward's inquiry
At least we know now whats in the burgers now and that's the mane thing
I selected some burgers on the Tesco website... I then clicked on "add to cart"
Last crap horseburger joke, honest. When cooking Tesco burgers the correct term is not 'medium to rare'. It's 'good to firm'.
I've just checked those Tesco burgers in the fridge.. and they're off.......
I think I had Tesco Horseburger last night by mistake. Never again. Had terrible night mares
What kind of bread do you put Tesco burgers in? Thorough bread.
Hey Tesco, why the long face!!!
I thought there was something dodgy about that burger the other night, it gave me the trots!
I had a burger before I went for a 4 mile run last night... I finished in six minutes & jumped 19 fences
Don't know what all the fuss is about, I've had loads of burgers from Tesco and I'm in a stable condition.
Today I'll be raising the horseburger issue in parliament and demanding an urgent steward's inquiry
At least we know now whats in the burgers now and that's the mane thing
I selected some burgers on the Tesco website... I then clicked on "add to cart"
Last crap horseburger joke, honest. When cooking Tesco burgers the correct term is not 'medium to rare'. It's 'good to firm'.
I've just checked those Tesco burgers in the fridge.. and they're off.......
I think I had Tesco Horseburger last night by mistake. Never again. Had terrible night mares
What kind of bread do you put Tesco burgers in? Thorough bread.
Hey Tesco, why the long face!!!
I thought there was something dodgy about that burger the other night, it gave me the trots!
I had a burger before I went for a 4 mile run last night... I finished in six minutes & jumped 19 fences
no tom you shouldnt post pics of ya gonads 😉
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Billy Bob Bob
thats going on FB
just got it off my fb gas man lol
A Red Indian Chief sat with his young son around the camp fire..Father how are we named... When your Mother gave birth to your sister she looked in to the sky and saw a white dove so she is called white dove and when your brother was born your mother looked out and saw a buffalo running by so he was called running buffalo .....why do you ask two dogs shagging ?......regards turnpin:willy_nilly:
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kay-jay
off fb
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Paulplumb
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really ****ed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife wokeup, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a boxgift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday......
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife wokeup, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a boxgift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday......
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Barry98
and the other 1%
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kay-jay
This morning, I spent an hour digging out the car because of the snow. I then spent a further hour digging the road clear to get my car out of the street. On getting onto the street, my car broke down, so I abandoned it and walked the seven miles to work.
At one point I had to take shelter in a bus stop as the blizzards were that bad they were forcing me back, but I still pushed on. Finally, two hours late I arrived for work, to be greeted by my boss.
"Bloody hell Dave, I'm surprised you're here. I wouldn't have minded if you didn't come in with all this snow" he said.
"Well" I said, "My wife made me come in."
"Really?" he asked. "What did she say?"
"Don't bother going to work, we can spend all day in bed."
At one point I had to take shelter in a bus stop as the blizzards were that bad they were forcing me back, but I still pushed on. Finally, two hours late I arrived for work, to be greeted by my boss.
"Bloody hell Dave, I'm surprised you're here. I wouldn't have minded if you didn't come in with all this snow" he said.
"Well" I said, "My wife made me come in."
"Really?" he asked. "What did she say?"
"Don't bother going to work, we can spend all day in bed."
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kay-jay
a BBC reporter was in my High street wishing to interview unemployed people affected by the budget's proposed cut in benefit payments.
She stopped and asked a man passing by who said, "sorrry, I am just off to visit a client for my company, no good asking me"
She stopped a woman who said "sorry, I'm late for work, gotta be there in 5 mins, no good asking me"
She stopped another man who said "Just off to Nat West to bank this weeks takings for my firm, no good asking me"
Where are all the benefit claimants? the reporter asked. The man checked his watch and said, its 11 O'Clock, best try the pub.
She stopped and asked a man passing by who said, "sorrry, I am just off to visit a client for my company, no good asking me"
She stopped a woman who said "sorry, I'm late for work, gotta be there in 5 mins, no good asking me"
She stopped another man who said "Just off to Nat West to bank this weeks takings for my firm, no good asking me"
Where are all the benefit claimants? the reporter asked. The man checked his watch and said, its 11 O'Clock, best try the pub.
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