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a monday pick me up contains adult humour

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honestly the first few were just bad enough to make me close my eyes .... I dont understand this people who are actually doing it ..
 
I don't know if it's the people getting hurt that are mental or the ones holding onto the lead of the bull!
 
Just watched the whole thing. They are all mental. Didint like it when the old man was thrown off the roof though.
 
image.jpgLol...
 
Nearly shagged a Ladyboy last night. Picked him up in a night club. He looked like a woman. Smelt like a woman. Danced like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but when we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one easy movement.
That's when I thought: "Hey up, wait a minute..."
 
As a plumber with a moustache I get sick of hearing the same joke.
"Ohh you're like Super Mario!" this old lady giggled when I arrived at her house.
So I stole all her coins and jumped on her cat's head.
 
"G'day mate, Fosters help line. What's the problem dude?".


"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the vagina by a Hornet, and now her minge has completely closed up".


"Bummer dude".


"Thanks mate, bye"
 
Croppie is lying up in bed watching Babestation, He phones the number at the bottom of the screen & the Babe says "Hello sexy & what can i do for you tonight?", croppie replies "Do you see that sofa you're lying on" 'Yes' she replies, croppie says "you wouldn't jump over the back of it & hide" "Sure sexy. But why", She says. Croppie replies "Well it's just the wife's coming up the stairs & i can't find the fvcking remote !!!
 
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