Just watch this every time you think you had an awkward customer :66:
No wonder those games are expensive, customer service staff must be paid more than heating engineers :confused5:
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Just watch this every time you think you had an awkward customer :66:
No wonder those games are expensive, customer service staff must be paid more than heating engineers :confused5:
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kay-jay
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julesverne
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and
asks him how he is feeling.
'I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in
surgery,' he answered.
'What did he say,' asked the nurse.
'Oops!'
asks him how he is feeling.
'I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in
surgery,' he answered.
'What did he say,' asked the nurse.
'Oops!'
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julesverne
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'
'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'
'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
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Billy Bob Bob
bet you wish you had not eaten it now
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erpkid
Then slapped a lot.....millions of years of evolution leading to this......why do we bother?
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Billy Bob Bob
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Resolute
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Dotty
Villa Tom took a girl back to his house for sex last night.
After going upstairs, he slowly removed his clothes and climbed under the quilt.
"You'll have to be really quiet," he whispered, "My mum & dad are asleep."
"I can see that," she said, "Have you not got your own bed?"
After going upstairs, he slowly removed his clothes and climbed under the quilt.
"You'll have to be really quiet," he whispered, "My mum & dad are asleep."
"I can see that," she said, "Have you not got your own bed?"
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Dotty
My dream job of driving trucks in Australia turned into a nightmare when I broke down in the outback hundreds of miles from civilisation.
After three days the water ran out and started drinking my own urine. After another three days I could no longer recycle my wee and realised I was out of options and had to accept the inevitable.
So I opened some of the Fosters I was delivering.
After three days the water ran out and started drinking my own urine. After another three days I could no longer recycle my wee and realised I was out of options and had to accept the inevitable.
So I opened some of the Fosters I was delivering.
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Dotty
The wife caught me wanking and said "Who are you thinking about when you feel the need to do THAT?"
I lied and said "Jennifer Aniston"
Now she hates Jennifer Aniston.
I guess it's better than her hating her 18 year old sister
I lied and said "Jennifer Aniston"
Now she hates Jennifer Aniston.
I guess it's better than her hating her 18 year old sister
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Dotty
A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.
"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Wonderful!"
Being the 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the hell, I'll treat her."
... So they walked past it again.
"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Wonderful!"
Being the 'kind-hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the hell, I'll treat her."
... So they walked past it again.
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Dotty
I was hit hard when I found out about the death of my mother-in-law.
My wife slapped me for giggling.
My wife slapped me for giggling.
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kay-jay
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Billy Bob Bob
Don't Fart in Harrods
A woman walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed
her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her - Good looking as well as cool as a
cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a
professional in a store like Harrods.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow
missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'what is the price of this
lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going
to **** yourself when I tell you the price!"
A woman walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed
her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her - Good looking as well as cool as a
cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a
professional in a store like Harrods.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow
missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'what is the price of this
lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going
to **** yourself when I tell you the price!"
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