Agony Uncle

[IDCHAPPY]

Dear Uncle Tamz,

I feel dirty saying this but i am seriously thinking of becoming a Worcester accredited installer. I don't like it but it's business what can i do.

Also my trainee has been bringing irn bru to work every fecking day for the last 2 months its getting a bit much now i think hes going to turn the colour of an umpah lumpa if he carries on. how do i get him to buy coke instead.

many thanks in advance Jules

You heathen, Irn Bru will turn him into the best apprentice you have ever had

 

[PlumbersMate]

I know that lee

How the fark did you do that lol

 

[julesverne]

nooo dont do it! Bet you've even got a poxy land rover....

nope dont own a landrover even im not that dirty

 

[gasmanrob]

Pfft 5000 I have work to do!! By the way nice use of dust sheets on your Facebook page

 

[SafeGasInstall]

I lie to you even before I met you you ****ing foreigner lol

omg i knew that too

 

[tamz]

Dear uncle tamz, my wife is a lovely person kind and compassionate but she does love her own opinions and she has one for everything.... they never used to bother me, however since packing up smoking I notice them a lot more then I used to, could you please advise on ways and techniques to prevent me jabbing her in the face with a screwdriver thanks in advance GMR

Dear Rob I wouldn't recommend a jab in the face unless you can sleep with one eye open as retribution will surely follow. Since she will find it dificult to talk with her mouth full i suggest you work on that. It will calm you down too :wink:

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Pfft 5000 I have work to do!! By the way nice use of dust sheets on your Facebook page

is up to you if you would like to become member of the fb family really

search for : boiler fault find group

 

[PlumbersMate]

omg i knew that too

Pmsl bastood

 

[tamz]

Dear uncle Tamz When we go to bed and watch tv my wife likes to fall to sleep and snore loud so I can't hear the tv is it acceptable to smother her with a pillow ? Ps if yes will you boys give me a allabi

I suggest when you go to bed leave the telly off and get down and dirty. This should relax you enough to fall asleep before her so problem solved.

 

[tamz]

Dear Uncle Tamz, I feel dirty saying this but i am seriously thinking of becoming a Worcester accredited installer. I don't like it but it's business what can i do. Also my trainee has been bringing irn bru to work every fecking day for the last 2 months its getting a bit much now i think hes going to turn the colour of an umpah lumpa if he carries on. how do i get him to buy coke instead. many thanks in advance Jules

If you are determined to become a social outcast who am i to talk you out of it. As for the Irn Bru, it takes many years to turn orange so he should be fine. Coke is for *******.

 

[tamz]

Dear Uncle Tamz , I have had the greatest pleasure of knowing you from here almost 4 year . Now most of the halfwits from here including my self are friends on Facebook and we all know how ugly and fat we all are , EXCEPT YOUR SELF !!!! Post a picture or get a fahcking facebook for flick sake

Due to my past life as a **** and sexual athlete i don't do facebook Stan. My wee woman doesn't like it when they track me down and start sending intimate photos trying to entice me into my old ways :wink:

 

[Ermintrude]

Due to my past life as a **** and sexual athlete i don't do facebook Stan. My wee woman doesn't like it when they track me down and start sending intimate photos trying to entice me into my old ways :wink:

Thought u and croppie were in close contact via super forum members club?

 

[tamz]

Thought u and croppie were in close contact via super forum members club?

If i told you i'd need to kill you :smile:

 

[Dotty]

is up to you if you would like to become member of the fb family really

search for : boiler fault find group

Or UK Plumbers Forums.......... There's a link on there too.

 

[Dotty]

Thought u and croppie were in close contact via super forum members club?

If i told you i'd need to kill you :smile:

Bare knees and strange handshakes.....

 

[julesverne]

Dear Uncle Tamz,

can you bring the radio back i miss it on the weekends.

 

[tamz]

Dear Uncle Tamz, can you bring the radio back i miss it on the weekends.

I've thought about that one a few times Jules. Here is a wee tune to cheer you up Martha and the Muffins - Echo Beach - YouTube

 

[julesverne]

Good choice uncle Tamz

 

[tamz]

Good riff :wink:

 

[Dotty]

Bugger. Radio UKPF....

I forgot about that.

Must get off the old arse...........

 

[Dannypipe]

I thought that was a sketch of Tamz in his avatar (profile thingy picture).

In reality he's a plumbing super computer and therefore has no real face. Bit like the Matrix, except he had a load of plumbing downloaded instead of kung fu.

 

[Dannypipe]

PS - dont drink and forum.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

I thought that was a sketch of Tamz in his avatar (profile thingy picture).

In reality he's a plumbing super computer and therefore has no real face. Bit like the Matrix, except he had a load of plumbing downloaded instead of kung fu.

some say hes the stig

 

[Dannypipe]

I remember Tamz released a video of him cutting a flue with a 4" spinner once. So we do know he exists in a physical sense....but I can't see him revealing his true identity anytime soon. It adds to the mystique!!

 

[Ermintrude]

I have it on good authority that this is a true likeness of Tammy baby.

My wife had a miss spent youth with a lady's man who loved tizer