New customer from hell in the making

[stevetheplumber]

no doubt he wants to know how much the cylinders worth so he can claim the money of his plumber

 

[tamz]

no doubt he wants to know how much the cylinders worth so he can claim the money of his plumber

My thoughts exactly!

 

[Dotty]

I've decided to give him realistic sounding answers. Let's see if the camel toe rises to the bait.

 

[SimonG]

I've decided to give him realistic sounding answers. Let's see if the camel toe rises to the bait.

Your response to 'scrap tank' is like a master card advert - priceless.

Might respond later after I get back from pub. Unfortunately got to go as it's darts tonight. Don't want to let the lads down and must have at least 4 pints on board to ensure my robin hood accuracy. Shame I lose it once the 5th pints been started.

 

[Dotty]

I admire your self sacrifice and dedication to the sport Simon. Sink one for me, there's a good chap!

 

[SimonG]

It's two expensive nights. Pool costs 50p for a defeat and ten pence a ball (so you lose with 3 balls left it's 80p), double against a woman. Double if you get seven balled. Darts costs 10p for every score under 30 and 50p for a defeat. We played 4 singles (501), 2 doubles (701) and a team game (1001), went from 3 - 1 up to losing 4 - 3, and we had £15 in the kitty. Big pi$$ up at the end of the season.

 

[Barry98]

Before any false allegations are made that member and myself are NOT related ...

As an aside, there's only one person on the forum who gets up my nose but it's not him.

How many times do I have to say I'm sorry

 

[dontknowitall]

Guilty consciences? (speling?0)

LOL, all of you!!!

Don't worry - he's not an arms member but is a regular questioner!

 

[Barry98]

Regular plonker

 

[dontknowitall]

More of a diarrhoea plonker ...

The number of times he's asked questions, querried the answers, tried the work, come back with more questions.

He never uses the thank you or like button and only occasionally says thank you - and his local plumbers have lost huge amounts of work too. I gave up with him long ago.

 

[Dotty]

More of a diarrhoea plonker ...

The number of times he's asked questions, querried the answers, tried the work, come back with more questions.

He never uses the thank you or like button and only occasionally says thank you - and his local plumbers have lost huge amounts of work too. I gave up with him long ago.

name him!

 

[Guest123]

David Cameron

 

[dontknowitall]

LOL Kay-jay!!

A few moons ago I started a thread moaning about people asking for advice and not thanking afterwards and I got flooded with TYs. It was NOT what I was anticipating and the trouble was all the people who said thank you were those who normally show gratitude in any case!

Anyways, to come clean, he's Marsaday. Just noticed he's started more threads then me (on a post count of 324) and he's still asking inane questions.

 

[Howsie]

no doubt he wants to know how much the cylinders worth so he can claim the money of his plumber

Hence my £30 response.

 

[TBServices]

Last time I commented on an annoying prat I got an "infraction". After that I've not bothered with the forum till now. It seems the attitudes towards these morons may have changed a bit since then.


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[CES]

Best stay away from the feckwits TB. I find myself having to go away and do something before I write a big rant.

 

[Dotty]

Good idea Connor. Think I'll start doing the same. Hard sometimes though.

 

[PlumbBobBob]

i've just read the gas pipe thread and totally agree with everyone re our "friend" strato. he gets 4 quotes all saying the same and still questions it!

 

[peteheat]

i've just read the gas pipe thread and totally agree with everyone re our "friend" strato. he gets 4 quotes all saying the same and still questions it!

Well he has 60 posts so very shortly will be looking to call in for a few bevvies with "The Gang"

 

[PlumbBobBob]

he can apply but will he get in?

 

[mountainman]

I didn't apply but got in on the sympathy ticket

 

[Dotty]

I floated in after sniffing the barmaids apron......

 

[Mike Jackson]

He'll be in soon, he's an expert in gas safety now.

http://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/g...756-do-you-need-paper-qualifications-gsr.html

 

[stani]

Heeeeeeeee's. Baaaaaaaackkkkkkkkkk.

 

[Dotty]

He'll be in soon, he's an expert in gas safety now.

http://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/g...756-do-you-need-paper-qualifications-gsr.html

I actually sent beer out my nose when I saw that thread! Seems he's retired, could you imagine how worse he'd be were he still on the tools?