New customer from hell in the making

[CES]

Wow!.......... whatcha been eating Bod, you've went Blue!!!

 

[CES]

If it weren't for the taxman I'd be quite well off!

Tax? whats that?..

 

[gavinwilson]

i want a go on his unicycle

 

[stani]

Been away for a couple of days, can't believe strato is still causing all this consternation, bet he really is the kind of guy who has a cup of tea ready as soon as you get there, bacon but ties at 10am, then sits on yer toolbox all day long, because he now owns your soul, never to let go until your dying day, even then they will bury him next to your grave, and he will keep asking you inane questions for eternity, me, I'm being burnt and ashes thrown in the Atlantic, let him try and keep up with that.

 

[CES]

i want a go on his unicycle

I would say are you qualified to do that, but it doesnt appear to stop him from telling us how to do it..

 

[TBServices]

Hahahaha, check out this latest gem of a post re: weather comp

I wrote an article about this and sent to Dan for approval before putting on the CH forum as a sticky.

This was some weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.

As the topic is fairly unfamiliar at the moment, I thought it would be useful to do.

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[Hybrid]

He's writing articles now to teach us our trade lol.
Yeah he's starting to bug me. I'll not be rude to him, just stonewall him.

 

[dontknowitall]

He's at it again ...


DOH!! Just WHY do I read his threads?

"How long does a combi last?"

Fair enough question - no silly question, as if you don't know, what's wrong with asking.

Then a few answers.

Followed by Mark's "... I look after 300 ..."

"You have 300 houses Gasman? Respect."

SWOON.

AND HE'S STILL NOT SAID "THANK YOU" TO ALL THE HELP HE'S BEEN GIVEN.

Why is it that some people just rub you up the wrong way? I mean, he's perfectly harmless and to meet him in real life he's probably one of the nicest people you could meet but here, on this forum ...

I'm off to find a wall so I can smash my head against it.

Actually, another glass of ribena ...

 

[Barry98]

Is he still here , dam my buttons aren't working

 

[dontknowitall]

Not Strato - it's the one who's been driving me mad!

 

[Barry98]

Yeah just twigged ,

 

[kay-jay]

Not Strato - it's the one who's been driving me mad!

Work rest and play man?

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[SimonG]

I thought so, there's a bit of strato mars confusion

 

[dontknowitall]

Centre of the universe ...

Flamin' conker ...

 

[SimonG]

Centre of the universe ...

Flamin' conker ...

One a day helps you work rest and play

 

[REDSAW]

i knew of this little tit when he was young about 60 years ago from elder teachings.

is this him?

 

[TBServices]

No, this is him

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[Billy Bob Bob]

mr marsaday is a landlord, from what i can see a keen diyer

 

[dontknowitall]

Think I'd better make this clear (just in case!):

I've no interest in getting him banned, suspended or anything like that!!

Maybe stick a thumping great thank you button on his keyboard ... but no more.

I just find it fascinating how some people can drive one bananas.

 

[mountainman]

There's two choices IMHO, either ignore them or feed them misinformation.
I find the latter quite entertaining and less chance of the Mods telling me off

 

[PlumbBobBob]

misinformation is good as long as it is safe misinformation

 

[Dotty]

i knew of this little tit when he was young about 60 years ago from elder teachings.

is this him?

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No. That's me. You can tell by the cheeky grin!

 

[Rickster123]

No. That's me. You can tell by the cheeky grin!

And the slightly psychotic eyes......

 

[dontknowitall]

That's odd.

There's me going on in here about a certain landlord.

And blow me down with a feather duster ... but half the forum is laying into him this afternoon without me getting a word in edgeways.

Wierd world we live in.

Not that I'm feeling that sorry ...

 

[SimonG]

Somebody brought to life a thread from back in June when he was commenting that a gas engineer is not worth £28 an hour. As the mastercard advert says - priceless