things a gas engineer / plumber would never say

[leelister6]

Yes love, i'll look at half a dozen other jobs for nowt "While i'm here"

 

[leelister6]

Yes, I get 60% off at the supplier and i'll pass that right along to you

 

[SimonG]

Course I can tape the hoover to my drill when I'm drilling holes.

Course I do interest free credit, just call me mr brightside

 

[unguided1]

No thanks I dont drink tea!!!!

 

[leelister6]

Is there any chance your husband could take all this old copper to the tip for me?!

 

[unguided1]

Yes of course yer home made underfloor heating system will work without any control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

dont worry i have traveled 60 miles to fix your boiler at night on a friday because you had no gas its no problem

 

[moogwai]

No thanks I dont drink tea!!!!

Lol.....I do actually say that as I don't drink tea or coffee! Weird I know!

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[diamondgas]

........No!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Lol.....I do actually say that as I don't drink tea or coffee! Weird I know!

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are you ill?????lol

 

[moogwai]

I know I know........it goes all the way back to when I was an 9 year old lad walking to school after drinking a cup of tea and all of a sudden that nasty cup of tea flew out of my mouth and shot out of my nose!! And I've never touched it since......just don't like hot drinks......please don't hate me and make me the forum outcast!

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[unguided1]

Lol.....I do actually say that as I don't drink tea or coffee! Weird I know!

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Lol weirdo!!!

 

[GQuigley67]

your not alone mate i dont like tea or coffee either, bovril is my hot drink lol but i doubt alot of customers stock it!

 

[Dannypipe]

would you mind watching over my shoulder and ask all your curious questions while I work ? it helps me relax

That's a good one!

 

[AWheating]

of course we are a well known company, have you not seen me on rogue traders?

 

[REDSAW]

i dont mind at all you using the toilet why i nip out to the van to get a new syphon.

 

[REDSAW]

i dont mind explaining to you how to connect this gas appliance up sir, next time you will be able to do it yourself.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

How much I get for your cylinder Mr.

Of coures I'll fix your liking quoter turn ciramk valve ,
I'll just get my box with washers !!!!

 

[unguided1]

and I can tarmac yer drive, tear out them trees, sortout those dodgy roof tiles, jet yer drains, and my name is Jamie

 

[Barry98]

no there not your daughters nickers mr smith in my apprentices tool box , hes a cross dresser on a weekend

 

[Barry98]

yeah sure ill take you on and retrain you , where do u live ? end of my street . brilliant do you want picking up in a morning. no serious your the first person to ever ask me

 

[SafeGasInstall]

this one is from to day :

yes i will change you boiler on a day rate

 

[Barry98]

no mrs smith , your husband was right to turn your meter back to front so you'd get free gas

 

[royston]

Thank you for carrying on using your toilet when it was blocked, it smells delightful on this lovely monday morning when i have a sore head !!

 

[royston]

Here is your bill Mrs Smith and by the way i do take payment in kind.