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things a gas engineer / plumber would never say

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of course i can come today to fit your new bathroom suite, and as it's my birthday i'll do it for nothing
 
No don't remove that cover on your vent because you boiler has an open flue it does not need it
 
of course i'll talk you through how to fix your boiler over the phone
 
sorry love, i just don't have a clue, how about i just keep swapping parts til it fires up again?
 
Hey, I am on holiday, but don't worry I will fly back now, my wife and kids won't mind. It is an emergency after all and I am the only plumber on this planet.
 
Yes even though you've not offered all day I'd love a cuppa and a chat now I've :-

A)just started filling the system again
B) just about to leave
 
If you are working for BG .... "You don't need a power flush!"

and ... "Parts are available for your boiler!"

and ... "I won't bother with the Service, I'll just do a gas check!"
 
No No thats fine, I really love dogs, especially when I've got my head in a cupboard looking for your bloody filling loop and he starts to lick MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and no I really dont need an ambulance to deal with that massive cut in my forehead, that must have appeared just before I screamed a little while back before I blacked out!!!

Based on a true story!!! No names mentioned
 
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oh yeah,the Sime ecocomfort 30 combi is a great boiler.It will give you years of trouble free central heating and hot water.!!!!!!!!!!!
 
No of course I dont mind parking all the way down the road cos u cant be assed to move your car into your drive another 40 feet!!!!!!!1
 
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