a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[Howsie]

What is Hitler's favourite type of pizza?

A Hollow Crust.

 

[Howsie]

Fail http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/214ed3a8c2/chain-jump-fail

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

just testing LOL

 

[turnpin]

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I like it but I dont like it if you know what I mean regards turnpin:ciappa:

 

[Howsie]

I like it but I dont like it if you know what I mean regards turnpin:ciappa:

No. Maybe Zeb can help you out of the closet...

 

[SafeGasInstall]

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That is bg for you pal

 

[turnpin]

No. Maybe Zeb can help you out of the closet...

Click the little double arrow at the end of " Orininally posted by villa-tom to read the post ...to clear up any misunderstanding lol regards turnpin

 

[Howsie]

I see no arrows.

 

[turnpin]

Inside the quote bubble after the last letter of the posters name regards turnpin:biggrin5:

 

[Howsie]

Accordion to recent surveys, words replaced by musical instruments will often go unnoticed in a sentence.

 

[Howsie]

Why can a woman cry when she's not sad, and smile when she's not happy...

But she can't manage to **** when she's not *****?

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED By THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call

 

[Leo21]

Ahh the yanks, the inventors of friendly fire.

 

[PlumbersMate]

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED By THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call

Brilliant

 

[Howsie]

My wife has been rushed to hospital with a suspected heart attack.

I'm shocked and confused.

The pig has a heart ?

 

[Barry98]

REALLY your making it too easy

 

[Howsie]

Walking through the beauty section of Boots, my missus asked me "Will you treat me to something nice for my skin?"

So i bought her some mild green fairy from the supermarket.

 

[Howsie]

Next time a woman tells you that you're lazy, remind her that she has to sit down to have a ****.

 

[Howsie]

 

[Howsie]

 

[Howsie]

 

[Howsie]

 

[PlumbBobBob]

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said . . .
'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

 

[dancinplumba]

going on FB

 

[Ray Stafford]

Great picture. Brilliant caption.

And know I know what MickW does all day in his office, since he forwarded it to me...