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Billy Bob Bob
nice avatar,did not suspect you were gay
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Theres not point in changing it now, people just change it again :-(
ill just have to let people think I'm a raving iron :-(
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Billy Bob Bob
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julesverne
Piece of black tarmac walks into a bar and shouts "im the hardest barsteward in here.''
Barman says ''calm down mate,of course you are, you're a piece of tarmac!''
Then a piece of red tarmac walks in and says"I'll fight any fcuker here. Who wants a beating?"
Black tarmac stays silent.
The barman says to black tarmac "Why didn't you say anything? I thought you wanted a fight?
Black tarmac replies"I'm not messing with that ****er, he's a bleeding cyclepath."
Barman says ''calm down mate,of course you are, you're a piece of tarmac!''
Then a piece of red tarmac walks in and says"I'll fight any fcuker here. Who wants a beating?"
Black tarmac stays silent.
The barman says to black tarmac "Why didn't you say anything? I thought you wanted a fight?
Black tarmac replies"I'm not messing with that ****er, he's a bleeding cyclepath."
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TomLane
You can get kits to fix anything these days but I've invented a kit for when you can't be bothered to fix something
It's called the Fu Kit
It's called the Fu Kit
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Resolute
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PlumbBobBob
In south london a fire destroyed a block of flats. A family of 6 benefit cheats lived on the 1st floor...all perished. An islamic group of pakistani fundamentalist's lived on the second floor....all perished. 10 african asylum seekers lived on the 3rd and 4th floor...all perished. One white couple lived on the top floor.... Survived.... Relatives and local do gooders demanded to know why only the white couple survived....the fire chief quietly replied....'they were both at work'...
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Toxic Ted
Gotta get me one of them!
always knew you were TOM xx🙂
Miss Bishop was teaching her class of 6-year olds.
"Sandy, can you spell cat?" she asked.
"C-A-T" said Sandy.
"Well done, Sandy. Tommy, can you spell dog?"
"D-O-G, Miss" replied Tommy.
"Well done, Tommy!" she said.
"Abdullah, can you spell racial discrimination?"
"Sandy, can you spell cat?" she asked.
"C-A-T" said Sandy.
"Well done, Sandy. Tommy, can you spell dog?"
"D-O-G, Miss" replied Tommy.
"Well done, Tommy!" she said.
"Abdullah, can you spell racial discrimination?"
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Billy Bob Bob
[FONT=verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]I was in my local post office this morning, I asked the young girl behind the counter "Do you keep stationary.?"[/FONT]
she replied "Only to begin with, then I go like a ****ing rabbit."
she replied "Only to begin with, then I go like a ****ing rabbit."
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Billy Bob Bob
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout....
Air in the hands
mother stickers
this is a **** up
Air in the hands
mother stickers
this is a **** up
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Billy Bob Bob
So. There's a load of Cardinals mass-debating behind locked doors....The catholic church never changes.
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Billy Bob Bob
No steak this evening so I'm on here instead...
Very funny think: https://www.youtube.com/embed/PpccpglnNf0
Very funny think: https://www.youtube.com/embed/PpccpglnNf0
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