a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[tamz]

450mm slabs x 3 + at most another 150mm x 2 to the posts = 1650mm
A combo wouldn't get through that.

 

[Leo21]

What if it was on two wheel, James Bond styleee.

 

[Howsie]

A bottle of single malt on it?

 

[kay-jay]

Right. Lets settle this once and for all.....croppie get your bum over to belfast general and measure the bollards. By bollards i mean the posts and the gaps between them and not the bollards that howsie is talking.....

 

[Dotty]

They're outside city hall. I'll take a butcher's next time.

 

[Mike Jackson]

it fits by Mike Jackson1, on Flickr

 

[Howsie]

I rest my case. Talisker will be fine ;

 

[Leo21]

Ffs, really. How to kill a joke.

 

[kay-jay]

it fits by Mike Jackson1, on Flickr

Can Irish men reverse in a straight line?....

 

[kay-jay]

Also mike as a photographer have you taken the perspective of the camera shot into consideration......

 

[Howsie]

Probably not but there is still loads of room. 'yis done

 

[Dotty]

It didn't fit. They had to take a post back out.....

 

[Mike Jackson]

It didn't fit. They had to take a post back out.....

But was that because they couldn't reverse or it really didn't fit?

 

[kay-jay]

It didn't fit. They had to take a post back out.....

But being Irish they removed them all reversed the van then rein stalled the lot and got sacked for booking overtime...

 

[Mike Jackson]

Also mike as a photographer have you taken the perspective of the camera shot into consideration......

No, because that would take the fun out of it. Can't be getting too technical now van we.

 

[Mike Jackson]

Okay adjusted for perspective.


it still fits by Mike Jackson1, on Flickr

 

[kay-jay]

Okay adjusted for perspective.


it still fits by Mike Jackson1, on Flickr

Who you kidding???? Same perspective you just moved the van.......

 

[Leo21]

Honey I've shrunk the van!

 

[kay-jay]

Photoshop don't count buddy!

 

[kay-jay]

I refer you to post 1558

 

[Mike Jackson]

Not even bad photoshopping? If it's good enough for Hello it's got to be good enough for UK plumbers forums. It would have been better if Howsie had offered me more. I mean it's hardly fair, he gets a bottle of single malt and I get half a bottle (small bottle at that) of flat lucozade. I'm not entirely convinced it's not gone off either. Should lucozade taste salty?

 

[Howsie]

Ladies, you gave us "Steak & BJ Day" on the 14th.

Today is your day, "Rohypnol & Anal".

Who says us men dont care.

 

[Leo21]

Ahh rohypnol the wonder drug. Garunteed score.

 

[kay-jay]

Not even bad photoshopping? If it's good enough for Hello it's got to be good enough for UK plumbers forums. It would have been better if Howsie had offered me more. I mean it's hardly fair, he gets a bottle of single malt and I get half a bottle (small bottle at that) of flat lucozade. I'm not entirely convinced it's not gone off either. Should lucozade taste salty?

It weren't lucozade.....well it was when i drank it but not when i refilled the bottle..

 

[peteheat]

it fits by Mike Jackson1, on Flickr

Mike, do you have a bikini line business on the side?